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Jun 4, 2014|
The best Hill-Mail messages of the previous 24 hours.
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Here we go I'll -- yeah I'm in a relationship. And I'm so sick of men hitting on me when I go out -- my friends. What's the best way to stop guys from getting. Don't look at me in the guy element back off and that's it yes I don't guys just you don't got a shot doesn't war. This time does -- listen and do you know what guys guys -- -- honesty now there's not the worst. Making eye contact with the chicken she. She gives you the eye contact backing you think you're in there and then your -- -- Freaking hours act up our -- on her when you could could be chases some that you're gonna end up with at the end of the night. So -- really nice. I mean really isn't really that frustrating at duke Carolina thank you isn't really problem but I am in a relationship you don't Russia. I do I have a nice day here's a cocktail. Enjoy -- -- we different. It never ends there. And never -- easy get the guy that thinks it's all it's a challenge got -- chairman and break her again you don't you eat it and then and you get the guys that come out that the navy could see the chip and national. His elect Ollie Ollie not to give me chances you get a man and what are you don't know me Hollywood thing and some scum bag of them come up -- wanna get to know you. Like I can be the best value of the met with the best thing that a happy with the -- shot mumbling along. Move -- move it. Here's a Texas says tell it to stay home. Into staying home isn't texas' stop dressing like a two dollar hooker that's ridiculous he thought I think you mean the thing you do is that when it's on to the grown apart positive it's of them in the slot. And I can't listen my friend junior and dosage given -- just -- one night stands in Israel and Barcelona I got a fair but some effort and over -- by the -- tax why won't my boyfriend let me measure his penis he gets so mad at me every time I asked to do it was it to softer. In India debate went on you a little boy on him if possible and a man. You know you don't want you just think it's tough for guys to own home you know on up to the -- actual side again you're supposed to you're supposed to pretend like -- our future would mean. Like what does she want to measure of that right. Funny thing it's the rolling next Europeans are trying to limited daily news that tape measure boy do we really need people in the body yeah exactly dad doesn't wanna -- from the top choice to open up you -- ago on the bottom of a match. I had a one night stand with someone from work and he got really clinging immediately that's a worst team guy he watched from east lead and thought we were going to be together. Alzheimer like you how to -- -- rid of this just be honest not just the united Bob. Seriously thanks of a sex awesome too bad -- cleaner and that there's not a -- It's not just the perfect scenario. I mean this dream that all the time there's a couple of threes fours smoltz shows here at an account yeah eagle but I'm an all Amy got the I -- a pack more and is it just purchasing. Say it just -- for the Golden Tate and -- just going your office and I'm thinking Emilia wanna just you know Kanye. That's video and any news she blows by into the breaker Africa and a. My boyfriend and I just had our six month anniversary Assad and again and he didn't mention it at all. I was upset all day yesterday why don't men remember important. Dates because -- man. A minute hold on and a -- on that that's not important data to six. Universe eyes and our relationship guy guy guy we go through this every on this like once a month are we I get this like Quebec. People believe their relationship after six months it doesn't need to count until like two years a year two years I hear it starts -- -- a year. You're not F bodies anymore okay and I'm here legit you know there's some feelings yeah -- you might have a future. You might wanna you know -- you might dump a little energy into the relationship. Pick him up a notch. You know two years and then I'm I'm your 10345. And you know then it's an engagement type thing you wouldn't be surprised. 857. Text. I've been gaining a guy for two months he rarely calls and sometimes -- -- me but when we see each other he's all over me especially in public what does that mean. Mean he just loves to cultivated. There are some -- as a yeah ideally want you know he he he cares what you think your smoke show and -- great -- up. Anything you know enough for nothing your anonymous happy kids if -- at it -- spirit he spent Wednesday Thursday Friday trying to -- -- mouse -- I've got shut down -- Saturdays follow Maria. -- ago just enjoy. We always and just enjoy just you know don't I mean I got -- put -- audience do you get wrapped up an adult. You would give guys we too much credit this is sure we'd like to have fun and and if we get home some -- and it's bonus blank. Super Boerse and we know external sound I mean after -- to -- you know once you you know we always turn -- -- -- -- but we wanna have a great time -- the guys have a great time bingo bingo room. You know what you should just do the same thing -- -- you are -- target. Here's a text on the six month anniversary -- 774 tax. Maybe he didn't know he was supposed to make note of the actual date when you -- -- -- when you first met and I. And -- -- again -- it's one of those things that such a woman thing and so -- -- -- you know even even within you know I'm I'm I'm one of those guys. If I'm if I'm Lavinia and I'm around taking care area 365. Who can -- affable your birthday it's really like to seven army don't have. I think you've -- her hand and the mortgage and I'm fill in the frigid could not take you -- Red Sox and go to the bees play out games and we'll go to dinner we're going element. But hey let's meet Greg Ginn and and Daniel over the cap -- have a sell a couple bottles of wine dirt up on a Friday gravel don't. What I got to know what did your birthday he has -- by the -- many of these things are things he's doing for yeah. Yeah so a guy doesn't know whatever it is again you know I think -- -- Chain -- -- only not true I mean yeah it was -- -- -- the other day is that we gotta get that -- we have that gift certificate good though told rookie reserve we have to do and night out. -- it's hard the little -- and by the way. What would that would that six month anniversary thing what was his -- that he forgot the day I didn't know he didn't bring it -- in mentioning it prime importance to him crazy relations just you know for -- -- You don't really need to -- it's not gonna work if that's if that your expectations -- married six. Arms -- on -- when I'm seven months pregnant and horny as hell off. Albeit WA AF dot count my boyfriend doesn't seem interest that they're all in -- to do men find pregnant women sex. Acts of 5050 shot like you know I do I think pregnant women or smoke -- -- that was -- all over. And steal all the whole -- -- I love a pregnant woman -- -- it's phenomenally sexy but when you don't play pregnant woman but he did I think it's all and I'm like what I'm deacon down regulate the pregnant lady's dog loved it really loved a woman along really tired smiling and my woman doing a trader at the baby economic. -- -- crater at the gaming and that's that's one of those throughout water column as a whole lot in our own lives I don't can hurt the deep end here. And now I guess -- I was chamber. What is it the way some guys don't like I I just you just know more about whatever they change the baby's -- I don't know but when when your wife's pregnant or who will not change that and -- get three times in the blood run and run and handler that if you orgasm hundreds of calendar girl I don't know just I just think I was just a custom woman the the Yahoo! budgets voluptuous and maybe there's our little angry and there but those of a beautiful and and -- somebody says prank goes Legos or -- this SOB three times he -- some dudes are really turned on national event it's like it's some. It's mad what's the word I'm looking forward not Arnold but you know back in the evolutionary you know nothing like they -- reproduction and it's like Casey -- -- -- Cro -- and -- man yeah. -- still a long advocated Dem this happens very very. I'm up for like six weeks say Garrett. I'm Jason is Saber toothed tiger comes back I don't more dynamic but there's tooth tiger. Going to be food for like three years after -- -- Well put that away pull out the clock down and all that. Why does my husband to -- important details out of big gossip items he tells me. We just found out our friends are getting divorced and he didn't tell me that the husband cheated. He does this all the time. It gives you it's like if you could comes back and -- women -- sectarian. Or parade back in my face I come home way yeah. Bigger -- like yeah she added oh where were you a well what would block it. Yeah dinosaurs doing more. Guys have kind to shares they put that. You know when somebody as a baby and there's 87 questions about -- -- -- we handled that nobody. Exactly. And in the -- that implantable and I don't like our club with cheat on -- doesn't know what is it always and. Up on your plate our beloved wife go to -- -- -- suvs without parents still have my -- -- -- Oh did you see that I can't believe Jim got his wife a diamond ring for Christmas. Kind of -- I haven't had a diamond in light years. Up and it command ever balloons it and that we don't care when -- you know. Who'll listen that this is a disturbing text I founded typical to have sex of my pregnant wife right after my unborn daughter kicked me. All. That's what this child is -- -- you could all -- Tommy and I get it. Plot that's it we've got it I mean again that tennis that doesn't creep me out but I that's how that's why I understand how guys would -- -- like -- -- -- when you see the arm then get out of I don't know baby rules so let me -- candidates don't make good. Like what. It's they get it on the side. That's why did you know again that's you would do Ronnie do get a million -- Just -- go from me. Just -- now this is an interest in one. Just found out that the guy I have been dating for the last month lied to me about his job. He told me he was an orthopedic surgeon and -- -- -- -- and a friend of his misspoke this weekend and mentioned that he is in sales I really liked the guy. And I don't want to not be with him but he lied to me -- Grows on every. Business in the exhibit excellence -- not renowned and if you're going to back you line -- secured doctor your -- They -- -- doctors' fees just. Yeah and it's I don't associate Catholic -- I gotta get to surgery did you think she is if things you would have thought something was up movies because they only quote one guy. Here's an idea you know he can't have all his friends on the scam -- The only the only time they ever what was Soviets with the other in this one guy what he thinks he should do or did really added he would like you are -- job. Well -- -- I mean again he is a guy good salesman I mean just. And house. -- -- -- the we've got our minds are allegedly did not update Linkedin -- Shift to drop -- hospital and we watch the front door not a bad deficit Jeff -- on Daryn I was -- goes to work for nine hours worked for congress and Hulu same boat war. What a day I say the guy had to open heart surgery like to imagine -- terminology began an open -- probably have to sort of liked the Boston library spent like three hours a -- -- terminology a. This is inside the simple mental mind -- woman. Who doesn't understand why a guy does what he does you can text your question right now to 971. That. There are scheduled what do -- -- -- yeah hey guys -- he calls his sister yeah basically I need that you might throw some scrubs on and now flying over pretending mariners at. And it what do you so stressed out about all I had surgery in the world today for -- -- -- Danks had -- and look at me. -- -- -- But tore a ligament -- and you -- I mean it is going applicant a doctor doesn't mean you're going off again -- out of here and the other. As getting -- -- -- Atlantic came into Burma Thailand to. Happening in the cockpit on the flight so you know and that's Andre if there were on today and some happen -- -- needed all -- ER I. Fair enough. It's. -- that the oh. Texas says what do you mean is it good salesman he convinced that he was -- Saturday's experience for months. -- This is Chris yes hello Chris. Build up what's up. They've got an epic I gotta be alive but he alliance deal what's -- not a hard. -- -- that a heart surgeon actually got dishes like you don't even play golf. But every doctor please go. -- I'm so creeped out right now that's of this text says. LB what is the first thing you notice about a woman I know every man is different but I'm tired of them claiming they notice my personality or my eyes it's such a lie. What part of me should I make -- the bath your -- Really -- about your moves meant button moved skin to win but and move by deserves. Remember this but the what do what do women who knows I like I noticed size I honestly I you know I'm one of those guys you know I I like I notice a girl's looks but I mean and an inaugural from what's to groups like to -- the bud and Krajicek when he noticed the body than things. -- they look at body parts in -- in the relevant yeah but he Ahmadinejad. Definitely did it. I found over the weekend my boyfriend of five years Chris has been cheating on me with the women that lives in the apartment next to us and wanna do anything illegal but I really wanna get back at this moment. Especially since I'm not a position to move out now what's the best way to get -- nail was pressed for an awful the 00 hook up with his I. A couple of a couple of the body. Resisting a packet says the woman that that she did with -- boyfriend right that's some of it doesn't matter that she's never gonna be a -- I mean outside -- do you know and an ambulance are increasing going to jail that -- -- the best thing you can do is just -- And the closest friend Tim -- mailer or family member Anita fiato brother brother's shirt as some way I mean you know it whenever you can get up there but it could probably be hilarious -- -- -- -- -- father. Yeah but -- -- his mom so let's -- LB's advice just have sex with his father.