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Mentioned in this Audio:

  1. Leonardo DiCaprio13:35, 13:49
  2. Al Pacino8:36
  3. New Hampshire15:00, 15:13, 15:20
  4. Jurassic Park11:25, 11:46
  5. Tony Hawk14:19, 14:22
  6. Wall Street8:25
  7. Addams Family8:02
  8. Carrot Top13:10
  9. Hill Man Morning Show0:00
  10. Jerry O'Connell8:17

Thu, 2 Aug 2012|

Stoned Pat Robertson, Dog Poop Rage, and Nerds In The News

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If they Hill Man Morning Show on demand. Denmark I'm always online and on your schedule had WA AF dot com. Tomorrow morning. The first ever. Same sex. -- in yes he. A little beak to -- action at the of Burlington mall chick filet -- you're gonna have to be very very. Like sneaky on this and I think the Burlington mall security people be on the lookout. For two chickens. Walking hand in hand into the food court area kick me out there and has it and then going -- to speak on this cell that happen tomorrow morning. As long as we can obtain the second chicken -- That was already on your -- are believed that belongs to WAI yet and I don't really edit the that particular -- that possession of WA AF but -- died during tomorrow morning shall I wanna now's the time at a time because it has to be a sneak attack over there. But the first to speak to be. -- that Tom. Same sex kicking -- happening over there at the chick filet and not Burlington hello. Hey Amanda doesn't. Pat Robertson. You go to -- And brought the cat now. Yeah yeah yeah. Yeah. -- may have been -- but it's. Being -- and rundown. And I'm. Sure that -- -- and -- -- -- -- And if and it. -- and appreciate your accident. It's not a good night I hate Mexicans. Well I mean that you must also appreciate the fact that they're not open on the Sabbath. Yeah. And -- -- content to. Or rather not. And yeah. And you're -- that would. Have had. Little incident that Barack. And so yeah. You both I. Did Duluth and gay man yeah yeah absolutely right. You know. Yeah apparently brought up and at times you guys -- in Canada. Don't -- And. That's cool. Robertson. -- Okay. And now. But nobody wanted to show put thugs. Nerds in the news. There's a text that says that a spoiler the Chinese wind. Para. They really I mean you meet some of the -- see those pictures I saw I was watching I was where was -- looking at Daily Mail dot com last night. There are showing these people stepping on little gymnast legs and sending them in different directions at this side Chinese Olympic event. Work camp. Stretching there. I mean anything that's called. Like a work camp Olympic work camp that's out of at doesn't go over big when you're talking about Communist nations but places that have dictators if not a pleasant it's most likely not a pleasant place to be. But you don't want to win. Chinese Chinese women's volleyball team it'd be the big group of ugliest women really -- and I gather not attract investors turn -- objective. All right let's get -- there is in the news. Huge. Anybody collect trains when they were younger -- -- got a little -- little Lionel train little I think of 1% and one for some of -- Yeah this guy. Posted this video and it's starting to go viral today. On this man had waited months. To capture a 1953. DEA train on camera. And as it was making its way toward him I think the highlight of the video is when they blow the whistle and the man. A blows something in here. This guy complete -- on the train thing immaculate imagine sitting out waiting with a camera like -- -- to -- now it gets them. It's nice if a camera on the bench in the spread through my wife and kids would have occupied -- need -- lift me you remain obsession with extreme advice and you have to -- skill rip it gave may have been cured it of chicken wire. And paper machine. With may RadioShack senator me -- -- this. All right -- that in 1933. Ga. Are you -- -- well. And I don't. And all I did. And I. Well. Yeah I don't -- The it's a good. And oh. Yeah the offense gave their big -- like that. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- It is not care about he's never gonna get depressed you're never gonna beat him if he's not gonna have a bipolar load daylight yeah. Don't. Bonds. As. And it. Was at the same guy and I text it wants to know if that was the same guys from this price is right. One Indians -- step on and master radio lovers that is yes yes yeah. Yeah you. Hello Tyler. Eight Greg and a comment about the whole excitement about debt trades and whatnot but all were Matt. It's a big thing out it'll still at all cameras right up to the tracks we we're seeing twenty people homer that. Out in homer mass. The story behind that it picked out what the gutter guys it down wanted to turn -- -- Guerrero down. And will actually on the Titanic I -- -- ready but never finished but Eric parking free and that. Text says that sounds a lot like double rainbow guy it does sound new and really it really does sound an obvious they'll do you still have double Ramos and spent little Hungarian -- the -- And a couple big dug out of well I did and I -- here. Obscure reference was it Bobby who got shot in the train. Yeah job done NASA promises he did well kind of -- comment death has been as a collector hello Mike. Good morning what's up a new era for the portrait collective going to be the atom family. I don't know that the intentional -- Oh yes every week what was are we potentially rectitude train attendant they remaking the Addams Family. Again. Like as an airliner that it will have a TV show of the monster oh that's which none of them look like monsters. Like normal people yeah. -- in that Portia de Rossi is Lily Munster Jerry O'Connell Herman. Hello Mike. Right now that you're train watching our friend. The Wall Street to the -- movies that -- don't -- coordinate trade in the barrel locker front our. Yes yeah there of that video grade that's the -- had moved to three we have to frame by frame that Al Pacino and I realized that it's that's unbelievable. That's that's you smoked right now is the latest issue want to exit the train blocking the way of a -- you can hear the humming yes stepped up at the -- grandparents and it was a good camera. Knocks your brain around her head -- that's -- Morley a robot and here is. Kevin hello Kevin. Lying on. Being -- does that guy with the truck. Reject this conviction. Went out. Finally get delayed. Reaction in the dead wrong with the naked moment but. Happy he makes you I guess you know it's so sincere on several people say that you would react the same way if you saw a blt. Who get the -- My. You and brought a lot of extra -- -- Yeah alternate. Who have been. I wanna add about the same thing he got a guy and all I gather cybergolf all of our Berry that got these little two persons strange things. They'll once a year and hundreds of people show up. It's the same train line it goes in the Palmer and it sank hundreds of people always taken videos that -- It's fun note on that train if you never been on the sleeping train -- to my family and the sleeping -- yeah. One time you sleep away while it cools slightly. You're sleeping there in the idea knocking out as he goes through the difference. And I mean you know I'm Ariel but I'm. You have to go on a trip planner -- Well. If you wanna run out and your family you're gonna do -- it's strange. I dig mine indications you run out and viewers. -- Hillary. We found of him on the islands let's compare him to double rainbow guy. -- trouble rainbow. -- on all the way. Womb all still hold water from. -- so in -- Normal screen that's all kinds. Here's the Texas says that guy that trained guys sounds like -- opening of his paycheck. -- equipment now. And and all my -- -- vibes by. -- and the what else what do you think that. Australian billionaire. Who wants to create his own Jurassic Park I I think this is a pretty interesting idea -- although I don't now. If they'll allow him to do order you know now about we've reached the point. Where cloning is. Pretty. Pretty advanced. And this guy has begun a plan to try to created Jurassic Park. Not your -- now up and be pretty cool -- they don't. -- it's it's really not. Cool disease it's of some -- you -- wrong some insects some birds something's getting off the island some animals and it's important that the animals that we have nowadays I mean I what do you do what do you do -- it what do you do with the that dinosaurs that don't pan out. Honestly tell policy is -- god made dinosaurs. God made man. God made Australia the Australian man makes dinosaurs. But dinosaurs eat man. God destroys a man. -- women world. If thrown around like a lunch spots there's a little guy -- -- -- million -- sticking out of plastic lunch box. At the you -- for shirts shirts these people think like those guys enough my. Part -- People money. For injury also also think of life the photo yesterday. Bar. Ideally the beautiful. Hot model aren't the only coddling up to -- on the white. The Olympics. Besides. That's what is it. Can do is the line and made me. Like the previous Carrot Top. He's got eyes and he likes to -- is the ugly olympians. Poll now. These -- and yeah I mean she. We don't prove what noble review when trooper who. Both blew it on Google -- -- you duplicates but you don't do. That's gonna copy until we would do so Leonardo DiCaprio lying in the rapper guru -- kind of draw you drew movie. Good lunatic of a DiCaprio staffers like really a but I don't for that's not a -- -- -- a couple of from Leonardo DiCaprio. Two -- don't like. -- guy put unsure of what should you do your. New -- the sympathy I guess. You could say that she's not superficial right she doesn't care what you look like it's the money she superficial she cares about cash she realizes that some day she's not -- she is beautiful as she is and she's gonna need to be -- -- -- who's got money. She's load those and -- models like Germany and knowing you have to educate the guys that Tony Hawk of Africans -- snowboarding that's going to be famous for a Tony Hawk usually call her her other and from -- -- -- -- the eighth. Take a look at the better. Usually. You know bigger view -- -- now Winter Olympics are years away I guess all those smash your bar after yelling again for the 100 that's what. -- Of all the lies you know miles to fail we the olympians -- him the other ones -- -- really apply to learn -- I'm Jack lying I'm -- -- I just want Gould. I did want to discuss the a dog -- rage in Manchester, New Hampshire because I know a lot of people get upset of the dogs -- on their line. On this guy really though to get out way too far and is probably gonna go to jail over there was a dog. That was on vacation. Which is its gambling up in New Hampshire the theory family from Maryland. They were vacationing on a lake in Bristol New Hampshire. And the -- Tucker five year old Australian Shepherd went down wandering into the neighbor's yards and neighbors of Michael Nelson. And to the dump and the guy got so upset that he grabbed his nine millimeter handgun law lock down the street now on the on the dog. And then struck the dive in head in the foot believe it highlight what a complete A hole. Over dog -- That's somebody who's like spaz just completely -- -- about the world stabilize the dot dot proving anyone -- the the dog owner this is -- -- theory. I heard it came running around last quarter to see him contained and I'm like -- that's way off but it is -- as I know he wasn't threatened. I don't know how I can speak for how he felt I just thought I thought I died. Now know who would not threatened by -- -- -- comes from the moment or -- junior final Milwaukee. -- to me is. Minding my own business. Well go for your vacation moon -- pensions and put her -- Only perfectly manicured green blades. On them pretty tightening. It you know and Schuster. Loses the more action. -- and I don't know it's like you and that was it -- -- it was like Australian Shepherd. He's the size of a cohiba. See you know my room. But it should actually didn't is an obscure rivers that include easily get just about the dog cannot -- Reno who put on his lawn here keep the room my lawn you north Koreans. A surprise you needed for dinner.

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