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Mentioned in this Audio:

  1. Tom Cruise8:13, 9:45, 10:26
  2. Aaron Rodgers1:05
  3. George Bush3:48, 3:58
  4. Axl Rose10:01
  5. Bret Michaels9:35, 10:00
  6. Barack Obama2:56
  7. Elizabeth Warren0:17, 1:48, 2:27
  8. Tom Brokaw0:22, 0:56
  9. George Herbert Walker Bush4:22

Thu, 14 Jun 2012|

'Game of Thrones: Bush's head on a spike, Madonna Exposes Bottom During Gig In Italy?, and Rock of Ages

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WA AF Hill Man Morning Show pod cast goal. Silver. Okay it's probably China. Deeper debate between senator Scott brown and contender Elizabeth Warren supposed to take place at Kennedy institute. And it's going to be hosted by Tom Brokaw -- many are voicing concerns. That this may not wind up being a fair. Moderation by top. Well. Yeah they're concerned. First and foremost that it's at the Kennedy institute. Where the Senate's and the Vicki Kennedy is funding the thing and that of course. Mrs. Kennedy believes I'm shares that like the rest of the Kennedys the idea that that is the that is heads -- to tell us they think it. Might not fair. I don't know if Tom Brokaw was biased guy and I I'm sure he's now he's retired he's probably a little more about. Maybe I'm sure -- being paid by the Kennedys to do this. Aaron Rodgers sure your mind that I am going to be completely. Non bias not biased right now the -- -- testing Persian golf I'll not be wearing any specific colors suit -- urban casual garb oh really which just happens to be a full native American for the and I understand how -- it -- only I have my reasons we have markets that I love I have some my cousins and I -- But it and some handmade -- Boston -- I do have some of the questions I am planning to throw out of the -- okay a lot of room out there for Scott Brown just to show that I am not only one or the other night won only two over these and see if they appear to be bias before Friday. I mean -- run do you think Elizabeth Warren should have your -- time. Don't think there's anything we've. Senator brown did your wife Gail -- ever -- WCVB's. Jorge her program if he had a green card. Let's hope that that would be -- that I really quietly against that guy. Senator brown would you legalize marijuana shouldn't get through this debate but that's the like you made your senator brown why do you need -- so. -- Catholic themes and a little unfair. Noon across an ominous trend. Vicki Kennedy. Elizabeth Warren or Pocahontas senator brown you have to streamline it Mary -- and murder line. They aren't as it turns. -- Why doesn't sound like it's going to be. Bias at all that -- executives -- Robertson got off. I -- there's more demand the border. The they think it. That the you know about -- presidents. Try to come up with an October surprise to try to with the election -- That Barack Obama has made the federal legalization of marijuana. So do you think that would make at least when it comes -- the record -- the real active today if -- -- -- -- what those people be able to get themselves out of off the couch and go away yet anyway that was so. If I guarantee their sub sandwich and -- down -- All right what else. Game of rollins' -- seemed that he create tourist. Used aide George W. Bush mask as one of the decapitated and I was -- the -- during some of the -- -- yeah. This is dumb also up FaceBook was this morning it is clearly. 43 main guy is there's not seniors junior I clearly. And now they say we have some audio from the creator of one of the one of the better shows on television game at -- Who says that was all that was around the George Bush mask on the when they were gonna dual it'll be heading that was all that was that was around. You wouldn't mean on this edition back up the last head on the left is George Bush. George Bush's head appears in a couple cause he's having since. It's not a choice is not a political statement -- as we -- -- -- -- around. Nap. Half a million dollar production. And is that's all they now Michael has -- Yeah I don't mind that this. George Herbert Walker Bush calling you imports there's been some and I am not you know. Vacationing put -- Barbara. I just let opponents say that and despite this story and I'm still use yeah. They were thrilled fans and really you. Already have a -- task that decapitated. -- seat at the -- yeah. It's. -- may have gotten a little the only time it happened. That's I think. They -- I mean. During economic times mangan and probably you do -- it's not that you just. Look at -- -- And I'd probably let -- happen. I can't back. To keep it -- things like that particular band -- As a black -- and Clinton a little bit of that child came -- ahead. -- But. It doesn't bother you your son's -- used today as -- beheading them on the show. I'm not always. -- always sure what minute -- had it been Catholic alliance. Melissa and as soon. It's state my -- hat man yeah. That's -- fact that's it's done. Well listen I'm glad you're doing well I get nervous when I see and now on the -- be looked a little hello little frail. And now the DOT. Never he didn't just beta and disability. The idea that I'm gonna go I'm gonna go pound out a circular demanding. -- our bread you know horse stables news. All right what else they know. Speaking of CNN and piers Morgan Jesse Ventura was on this week and he said the reason why he couldn't be in New York to be on the show live is because he's done with flying home ever -- again and then -- get Matalin his body instead of letting the TSA agents -- him. The first reason why I am not with you in the studio or sirens are quick fly in because. I have Madeline might bodies so every time I go through an airport the metal detector goes off. And they treat former governors like criminals out there you know I get treated like a criminal and I got him off. I won't be treated like a criminal anymore shall be only alternative is not the flaw I mean. History suggests all the original moment -- a sleeper hold like our dear darling Gordon knew Darth. Receivers your -- my shoulder there -- it everywhere on board right now. Guys paranoid -- is not that lunatic -- I Lama okay. I feel I will. I don't think he's not an odd because Dan is not he's if he's black helicopters and and invisible planes all the time -- at the as a -- and I think is that absolute lunatic. That's well it's just the type of Viacom and I'd expect from someone like you lose control by the -- The government with a young robot there remote control Leunen had that you Wear red -- exactly. We are Fernando will be hot -- love you if you don't act I and I don't reassures the made 200 candidates from community are obviously is that that I had genius can't do your nor be -- -- to the wrong person at the wrong time. -- shall be removed viewed instead of someone. I know what's going on. There's a reason he's got to try to stay up. -- ourselves than. -- songs that come out from Iraq pages with Tom Cruise. In this movie idea that opens up tomorrow. In great with the use it adds I think it might. Just keep in mind it's a musical -- Generally that's I don't generally like to go to musicals it's not really. My -- and I. Yeah. -- globe Chicago or any of those things but. -- here's Tom doing a little singing. And it don't -- And it felt better than today's idea sounds attacks on the he had axles. Singing coach I guess that's the person who was helping him. There is in -- dude gives you -- yeah definitely on the -- -- zero. I want I want I told your grade thickness -- I watch it fires today if you mention the other you -- domino isolated after upgrade program period reflect Indian. -- and you'll see you again those -- zero prisoners most of I'm Bret Michaels is claiming that the characters that based on him Garcia. Hair and that he I'm. And that he helped Tom Cruise prepare for this rule. He was intense but you know when I was I was I'd just gotten her discover -- -- right it was pretty early in the morning. And he came in he -- walk right up he's like hey Brett how you doing he was totally live and -- created this part is kind of a combination of Bret Michaels and Axl Rose and took the intensity of axle and took my sort of that's why here's the good work you took that swagger and he he really lived in a -- we knew we wanted to do I think it was just a great way for him. To look at that and say OK good I'm a mail on this. Tough tough tough OK I didn't need his help and I know I've completely pigskin Truman. With depressed me. Is there are usually hates everything that I see in every press community actually said Tom Cruise is borderline brilliant work of course and borderline. It's not a good review I am really. It's you know it -- borderline -- -- -- -- -- my drivers and a -- -- yes. What is going on. With Madonna's whipple's and other body parts fog machine seems to be as well as that text -- said the other day desperately seeking. That's remain relevant that way it -- on our FaceBook page she. -- during her show yesterday and the day before or whatever she showed her Botox is what you now. Able over the weekend but I yesterday I'm afraid it's gonna happen a connection serious thing it is always during the same song now. It can -- -- factory program. Well and not bad I guess that depends on your point of view LD. You mean that literally. Like here in the front brought -- a mere thirty plastic though there. It's her -- her I guess your body's a case of this creepy arms errors in her face he's fifty years yes that was point yet it was like years ago it was great to see -- -- I. You know at some point it gets to -- just. Like you look like a fool like an army I go out. And shape on India. Remember she said the concert film truth or dared us and -- many years ago yeah. Currently she's working on a new. I knew a relevant. Concert film about that taking her clothes off in her older years. Madonna is back tonight I'm going to expose my nipple onstage. In an all new tour documentary. What does everyone think about that I. Dale what are you -- do Madonna's idea. That's what I thought you said the timing at this stage of airline if mama needs to show her fun bags. True. Or bear this in different video -- goes behind the scenes with Madonna and her entourage. As they helped her stay relevant -- your vagina is -- -- thug life you know by not telling her that she isn't credit and gather around. Look at my address. They look pretty awesome for a woman my age don't think. -- -- I'm definitely gonna whip these out later truths or -- you want to look away but you can. To sell dizzy anybody wanna see night. -- question everybody wants to see this two weeks that if she can meet. It was thrown under the Eisenhower Arab truth or bear what you don't say. Can hurt you you don't wanna see this no really I don't out. Well that's he had to say coming soon to a theater near you.

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