If they Hill Man Morning Show on demand. Denmark I'm always online and on your schedule had WA AF dot com. The big correspondents' dinner happened over the weekend Greg -- the Obama White House loves to poke fun at themselves and talk about all the scandals that are happening and we -- to -- in everybody chuckles and laughs. One of the things that the president's. Poked fun that was the recent dog back and forth going on between him and Mitt Romney. At first it was pointed out you know that the ongoing thing about -- putting his dog Seamus on the roof of the car in county he pooped himself. And then it came out that the president in one of his books that bring about how we had beaten dog -- on track yes yeah affiliate that is correct twelve now we have some audio of the president talking a out. Eating dog -- Even Sarah Palin is getting back into the game. Guest hosting on The Today Show which reminds me and -- what's the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull. The pit bull is delicious. Yeah. -- -- -- got louder and I didn't have the club you'd India now now I can. Israel is Sarah Pailin -- Now let me let us. I mean I don't. An event where is supposed to be. Playing -- all over the place now there was an odd occurrence at the correspondents' dinner with -- Rick Santorum and Lindsay lonely and is that that would what's being reported the day up here holy richt had group. Well according to sources -- -- requested to take a photo. With. Lindsay. And it's. She had deny it. So that he asked Lindsay to take a photo with him with Greta Van Susteren in which she happily obliged and had no problems as she takes the fun out. Spent Santorum appeared to turn around and snap a photo of Lindsay just just -- just with -- family just like you know fan -- like task standing there. Is buried probably put that camera like this camera comes down like he was just going to be taking it to Athens. Now when he was about it by a reporter shortly thereafter he was like -- back to pictures of line. And then -- The woodlands and don't. Yeah. My -- vitamin C. -- -- -- Well -- for the kids I think it's an order that acts on them as the momentum carried him in new. Made his camera and off the moment that made him do you know Greg Mitt -- -- -- -- I actually took pictures of months of Jerusalem while I was there as well -- myself. A little run out in front of the old you know MySpace that it -- -- the popular social networking as a -- of self -- -- did you -- Angela -- -- like -- And you know santorum's smells like hatred. I think he was basically take -- Greta Van -- these -- a lesbian in the -- off. Like -- that -- Atlantic and unemployment and -- yeah integrated dog is it on street. I -- -- know spaz wrote that joke for the president -- it allows us -- Where public appears to join them. Well you know the correspondents dinner they all invite. Amazon to sit at their tables like time magazine invite somebody on everybody -- -- -- they try to invite somebody who everybody's gonna talk a little funny it's a Yahoo! it's going to be. And yet now at the -- and I'm not I you know what it's did that with the way it's meant to be I think it's funny. President joking about -- odd thing it that the and it's also as we mentioned earlier on the show it's also -- else's birthday and Willie Nelson LB we you're asking earlier Willie Nelson turns 79. Old today so you'll yes -- foreign made happy we're gonna Willie Nelson a low. And -- and it's still the rappers and. Yes that's got -- -- the host of the 700. Slash show up for when he club looked up. It's funny I actually don't. Yeah spent a lot of my prayer and ultimately -- the hard -- -- -- nobody there. It's they're good at Harvard in 1970 need to use the time to say about that is big pie company and where it came from those. 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I argued that honor I because then you know bear game goes so point to when she's 22 that's a bank in -- if the golf and has burned out just gets into the blues -- pick in this photo she's holding in Manchester Boston regional airport golf ball. -- That's -- I don't this is what -- -- -- possibly not do not only do it as a professional after that it could help her. Navy seal. If you and almost -- that's. Kinda got Biondi. Mediated it is twenty. But I didn't look like I'm twenty. Public -- between eighteen to put it wouldn't last that. And you probably get to go to your prom because you're playing so much golf. Andy yeah. Sounds. Yeah. He's probably the only LPGA to cut bank would not propagate golf bags -- -- -- And you're an air and. I think she's really looking for like the only again a younger guy like any team -- close to her age no no disrespect. I can just. -- the election. Yeah. To do about a little bikinis like political. Where he's -- treatment. To make those -- there -- two putt from. It. I'm actually. If it. Let's go tiger. There's a website in. For whatever reason. Giving you five tips if viewers somebody who obviously is now like -- and you feel the need to drink it war yet I've given you the five Pittsburgh and I fired. This is not a freelance he's from -- ballots -- -- the -- doing that -- -- now cracked dot com has amassed a list of five tips top tips for drinking on the job of that inning -- We'll start from the bottom five. You -- sanitize or he rallied on the news stories as of -- with the kids are drinking and Santa -- product. So if if somebody happens to smell -- dying your breath yeah Brad you can -- -- column it pumping hands yeah that's north smelling of alcohol. At the -- -- a number of all avoid confrontation the scenes like in no brainer so united try not to date have any sort of raw onions or conversations with anyone don't go to the bathroom too much avoid standing -- -- much as possible. That's another thing that LB. Could not do Walter Cutler can it can avoid. A debt and no no -- I learned in my life that alcohol is a -- -- I don't ask your breath with me he don't work as well as fruit flavored gum Dennis fruit flavored. -- -- also peanut butter -- you I'll do a good job of removing that extension -- yes. And that's from -- from the article they also says they also said snack on things that you know we're gonna give you bad breath like an onion and -- So apparently -- -- -- and actually that's you can decide if somebody that you work with as a -- back right there out there are now seven onion bagel or -- just that it. But I'm number -- don't use a flask it's like advertise in the fact that your drinking and you shouldn't date. Better off stopping and buying a big gulp at 7-Eleven leaving a little bit of room for the nice. I'll go great. Where shall here -- it's straight vodka you're they could use -- for cocked a little water bottles got an idea. 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