With us this morning we'll -- Michael Williams Canadians -- comedian. Actor actor and Colorado is a -- I am an Oscar Colorado a guy. Thank you all around it's been quite some time. That's that's quite some time absence while the world was created since you're here and seeing the line now I do apologize. So all right -- had a very very story and -- okay and know that you were busy making. Employee of the month. -- out and a bachelor party. To yes. While analysis pattern applause let whoever else the robinsons made the round Robin the spotlight from ruins which comes in September I haven't heard about it. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- The bill Richard drive as a crutch the allowing being cast as crotchety and box on the iPhone moves it was a bus driver. It's not a big. It's starring Greece is is guys calculate that Tom Cruise of garrido -- I mean the Tom cruises the he's the only topic I think basically -- the -- -- surprised. By Simon Netflix -- is awesome -- -- you saw the treatment on an -- -- business Wednesday -- I can't even pronounce his name but -- -- some big popular guy agrees then. So I don't they know you're. No -- -- -- don't you know money of those queried was the uses fuzzy foreigner no interest than anybody -- from very only into my friend and in himself yeah Marty's idea now but that's okay I would you -- -- you lose that -- American -- The did you -- in the new Rambo movie I have not -- -- the news guys yeah. You like Rambo I do. Here you got it going about it. If they give us government you program this is an expense of time of the year for me why. Well it's allergy season Bryant so do you get allergies I do passes travel with -- -- but only because. You when you get the allergies you sneeze and all the time and ever is sizzling bless you you know. As -- screw you your out of trees you know bless me gas and analyze my grandfather drove around with the father -- the and every time niceties he's right there's -- pressure by -- he gives you special. -- Irish and Irish father McCurry he but I gotta pay for this -- plane ticket. He sleeps at the end of my bed. Every time place daisy pops up pressure right -- those. Six best of tag and a priest thought you go now you have got to priest propp now ours as well. Perhaps as he has done and it's gonna says John -- Or geologist Glassman -- off on minds McRae the then I -- -- at -- we're. Beth gets a lot of spiritual advice from father John you do -- -- The you know with them having a bad day ask my. What would Christ immunity tell me how to handle situations how to come down to traffic -- -- to freak out from. Running around the halls -- yelling and screaming -- column. Now. That's weakest Christ is number have been trapped in traffic -- And I don't know hours to a big lines -- trying to get into the synagogues and yet do we outside of the synagogue it's kind of that's what I'm -- what's that. -- it was held up pulled across to people in the -- us through this never guess he rose bumpers stickers in Hong if you love Jesus yes. That tells I don't know if I. Lose -- because localities and I'll make some noise pollution. I thought about content elbow homeless person and I Jesus I always in my neighborhood I credit -- -- Most of visa through Leo. -- These -- border area. Hey you know what they're very obscure rappers that talk careers and create a key gimmicky. -- -- The talkers. Content on the movie your suitcase I don't know did did you. -- it and my child. So other than the films what it what -- you doing and women in addition Monte my new dvds special yeah last week it's called child while the will be out in the all of them like an Angel does gets -- -- -- That'll be -- fall child lisle and all the stores to wal marts never going to Wal-Mart and yes they do. -- I don't I'm going there every by Rambo films no. Yes and so Rambo. It probably gone on and nuanced if you've been there done. It's available online in the you know would that Wal-Mart in Canada. 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Well we thank you know and I'm Natalie announced that somehow we started target of birds and people are phony you'd been trying to stump me you know bird probably asked if you should do that again. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Under the first layer the Earth's crust for worms. And nobody wanted to -- was that it would -- ever heard -- make a damn noise. -- advanced ships through arms -- not a -- that's how I -- -- -- analyzer. Is Robbins -- around in my laundry list of firms silent warms under the first -- the Earth's crust and here's the real kicker Robbins don't have ears for god they don't -- ever seen here -- rather -- you what made you think that they're listening. I mean the other's heads are likable guy and I. I had already pulled arm out of our I think it's don't they wait I that they waited too little and came out. No they don't alarms don't come out of the can -- -- -- how do you think the they jump around and think the thumping of their feet makes the -- come to the surface probably had a hat Google worm -- -- can hear rob and there. They want to thank worms are stupid irresponsible if I. I always the first one because that are really being on the waiting to phrase early bird gets the arm comes up that says this action. Yeah in -- -- veterans are saying yeah my dad taught me now. Not the early bird gets the alarm. I don't yet laid your -- -- and Mauritania. -- make you never heard. He stayed. The yeah I know yes. Yes. But the a question and don't -- What the only other train wreck in turn it ought. The only bird of -- that can turn its flaws. Rotate there are no -- their claws. On this one of the rules on. It's the African trends former law. Cool. Clothes we ought spray oh yes the osprey I really do you know that's the I'm. Oh you are your bird -- what does that mean when you -- -- -- guy. Ornithologist. Really. Me eight they aren't finished in the carrier -- at first so they aerodynamic. Is this. Or born in the colleges James that Simpson -- -- -- Yeah any other bird questions. Immediately stop it right now kind of movement like -- -- -- like that -- that'll be anything for one. You know it to bird is native to New Jersey. -- -- the -- -- Bon Jovi. -- You did it. Happy it did if you think. With it is a political Donna act it. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Yes. Buys you warm with the years Bravo. All. Yeah. -- professional. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- that there were things that guy throws you for can be elected new swear word that. A bird for a national and I. Looked like the news the news Limbaugh and today. -- David. -- -- -- -- KP on the bird -- BA BA by the way Harlan is that the comic action this evening. Balloon over SI guess all -- Xbox Live -- the good spot -- national China Chinese failure like Chinese full audits. Mario little story for you wouldn't. Army continues to be and yeah. -- -- -- -- -- -- -- Friday and Saturday nights at the comedy connection -- annual hall please call the following number 617248. And 700. To go see -- -- Yes your story -- you ever been down to Chinatown. Yes. This is true on -- ago you look announcement like I'm knocked on your views and interest thing. Statistic -- I think everything you say is totally true closes I was down there yesterday and never would speak in Chinese all over the place and you speak Chinese new I don't I don't know what their science so the zone I figured out. You know if you shake a Chinese person really hard for thirty seconds they speak perfect English couple until they. 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Tiny Tim Moyer whatever is now I forget where your vast knowledge of birds came from forgive me. I was raised by -- a family of Byrd's office. Yeah yeah yeah I. I'm really amazed by -- spread out now what happened obviously you're a baby I was swimming unity and the -- spray I -- this Tokyo little claws. Clamped around you dragged to the -- I'm assuming that masks and raised with the other Australia as well as well he pleaded with the audience. It's rather in this area -- -- -- Carolina's Brandan raise as if you are not spread yes. -- -- Must behind to win regular into. Lines now and -- -- and to do and do speak. In thing only it's pretty obvious you denominated in I'm not gonna starve to death yeah I'm going to be even as late. -- that that I got that. -- had heard it hit. I got a lot of handled as -- here I thought it now now the question -- mission now. Then what's your favorite -- here we are going on and on around and serve -- yeah. I guess I like the bald eagle nothing. 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Answer none other that the only does not in his day they got rid of that because in the last movie he spins so fast and turns in this story jumps to lower religious Austin nominated. He finds he finds -- new place now because I would have. We're figures showed up deceive the world and three pieces of the island yeah yeah -- stop banality do about it security guard. Underneath this three piece that I have of red and blue leotard with a giant ass on. Yeah right -- yards nice glasses free and you do my taxes that's. I -- -- an accountant accused Tuesday of the world over here at the so program and by -- don't follow both agree that there are not -- -- here and also asked. And I -- I'm who knew who play -- double carpet. Commercials and then we'll come back so all right you have to leave it better and I've pretended I was -- might just through through them. Now everybody give you make another reference about my heritage -- of us Brian. 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